sometimes i just
i fucking can’t with you anymore tumblr
So how many of you would unfollow me if I made this my theme music.
yes just like
walk into a room and that starts playing
i’m this close of throwing up my breakfast oh goodness
are you ok
IM CRYING OMGGGG
omfg, I feel compelled to reblog thisThat was beautiful.
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The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.
The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.Stop dividing by zero
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“Love the fetus, hate the child.”
America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?
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Can we just calm down and stop talking about how Doctor Who has changed for a moment to appreciate how Matt has changed?
where’d his eyebrows go
HE HAD EYEBROWS?
#what the hell #that’s news to me #holy shit he had eyebrows
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Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
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oh man imagine you’ve never seen a human before, and this is what you see
you go up to it and touch this big mound of rubbery looking stuff and it’s all soft and hairless and fleshy, but muscular, which is really scary. You timidly poke its back and suddenly the middle bit comes out and on the end of it are FIVE TINY FLESHY HAIRLESS CLAWS, ALL MOVING INCREDIBLY PRECISELY IN SYNC
also there’s this hairy bit at the top that has a coupla gooey, wet holes in it, the biggest hole on the front is making a really complicated series of sounds, and won’t stop making them
you think it best not to bother these things again
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The Lego Movie comes from Phil Lord and Chris Miller, the directors of 21 Jump Street and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, not to mention the late, great TV toon, Clone High.
HELP I’M SO HAPPY
I have no idea what’s going on but yeah cool!
omg chris pratt and will arnett
i just shed a happy tear :’)
I am SO on board with this